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August 9, 2012

10. KILL THE IDEA THAT ALL MEN/WOMEN ARE CRAP: This right here can go for either sex…if you are bitter, get over it, or look beyond yourself. You are gonna keep killing potential hookups being an asshole. How close you wanna be to living with no man and 48 1/2 cats, or no woman but your X-Box and “The Homies”?

9. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF: Workout, eat right…things like this can keep you attractive to strangers and raise confidence levels even in your loneliest moments. Keep it in mind, but overall DO IT! So you let yourself go, then you get mad that your friend gets all the attention…see where I am getting at here?

8. PUT DOWN THE JOYSTICK: How do you expect to get a mate when you exhibit “lonely behavior” ie “Sex, aint got nothing on this video game, here!” wake the hell up and smell the p_____!

7. GET A LIFE! : You are much more likely to meet someone out and about than staying in the house swearing off friendly company completely. Get out and live a little, you’ll learn alot and meet people.

6. POP YOUR MOUTH OFFA MOMMAS BOOB: I know mom is the number one woman in your life but trust me…deep down she would rather you be happy and catering to her every need is NOT making you happy it’s just keeping her at bay and the women that want you dry. Give mom’s a break and get some bootie 4 once.

5. GET A JOB: Most women you meet will NOT give you the time of day if they find out you don’t spend any of your time at a place of employment. This is because the ones who where raised right where taught to look for this in a man cause it means he is about something. I am a testament that times are hard, but at least be looking.

4. HAVE A GOAL IN LIFE: Goals are attractive to people because they see your drive…if you have no goals beyond the block, thats where your dates will come from. Free your mind, and the rest will follow.

~En Vougue

3. WASH YA ASS: This is self explanatory.

2. BE OPEN TO DATE FOR A WHILE: See many people (especially men) are not trying to be booed up ultra fast, so jump offa that high horse and just have fun for a little. Date, and meet people, you never know what will come about. But force someone to be in a relationship, and watch them cheat on you.

1. ORAL SEX: Some say they are not ever gonna do it, and some say its nasty, all these people are WRONG! Suck a d____, lick a p____, see what it gets you. Especially if you do it well. Suck at sucking/licking and I bet you’ll be on the bench lol. This is the number 1 way to NOT stay single. Thank you ladies and gents. Until next rant lol. Read this, love this, spread this.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Fashionette permalink
    August 9, 2012 4:14 pm

    I agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! LOL

  2. August 10, 2012 8:20 pm

    I fell out laughing over number 8 and number 3!

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